Patchouli

*another mysterious figure appears before Patchouli*

Patchouli Knowledge: Giantess Cassie? The hell are YOU doing here?

Giantess Cassie: I am the Ghost of Christmas Present.

Patchouli Knowledge: And you are gonna show me how miserable I make everyone, right?

Giantess Cassie: Yes.

Patchouli Knowledge: But I don't make anybody miserable! I run this Mansion with love and affection, every single one of the Touhous goes to me for affection, advice and care, and I take care of the "new arrivals" as if they were my children! Everyone is happy to having me in their lives!

Giantess Cassie: Well...what about the Community of the Rejected?

Patchouli Knowledge: Each and everyone one of them were a danger to our family, and they live happy in the outskirts of Gensokyo!

Giantess Cassie: Well...what about Remilia and Flandre?

Patchouli Knowledge: They have their own place to live in Gensokyo, and we even gave them their own review show!

Giantess Cassie: I give up.

Patchouli Knowledge: Say, the real Giantess Cassie isn't gonna sue us for this right?